Friday, February 2, 2007

Vegetables and Intellect

You may think that "Smarter Than Celery" is an interesting name for a blog. Contrary to what some may think I am not engaging in vegetable profiling. I guess it all goes back to High School when I got in a fight with another student. It didn't get to actual fisticuffs because I engaged him with taunts and verbal barrages such as:
GotDesign: "You are so stupid..."
Student: "Oh, really?"
GotDesign: "Yeah. You have the intellectual capacity of a small, brown soap dish."
Student: "What?" (Insert blank expression)
GotDesign: "See? You don't have the brainwave activity to lightly toast bread."
Student: "What do you mean?" (Again with the vacant expression)
GotDesign: "Game, set, and match!" (Walks away)
This style of fighting (originated by a very young Bruce Lee ...no, really) kept me from getting pummeled too frequently.

I plan to post my pontifications here for all to read. You may think this is a vain activity and I guess it might be. But, you see, I had a previous blog -- GotDesign -- where I had garnered a good deal of fame due to the attentions of radio talkshow host Hugh Hewitt. Hugh actually selected my GotDesign blog as one of his Blogs of the Month. But I let my posting fall off and pretty much lost my audience. Well, what do you expect? I was unemployed for just over 5 months -- my attentions were obviously directed elsewhere. So now I am starting anew blog in hopes of getting back on the horse, so to speak.

Anyway, I would greatly appreciate any comments you would care leave. Personally, I thrive on dialog and debate. So, join the fun.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the worst blog I've ever seen! What do you think about that? Where's the GotDeisgn guy? He was much better.

Brian D.

GotDesign said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for my good friend, Brian D.

GotDesign

Unknown said...

I agree. I faithfully checked on GotDesign for the past 3 months and found nary a post. Now he shows up talking about verbal fisticuffs. Where's the real GotDesign?